Jam And Lab Notes Ne'er Mix

During the 1980s, there was a children's TV show called "Super Badger". This was in fact a way of covering up research into Super Badgers. Sadly, all the results were lost because they were written in jam, put in a sandwich and eaten.

Live and learn, eh? Today I was down in the aquatic badger lab. They can vary in size between regular badger size and killer whales - which are black and white too! That's no coincedence. Or it could be, the research on that was written on jam too... The aquatic badger is quite gentle and graceful, swimming as it does.

Except when someone plays Sting - that gets them angried up. BREASTS is a strictly Sting free zone. Which is sad, I enjoyed a good bit of Desert Rose in the afternoon. Sadly, last time I did that - several badgers beached themselves. Strangely, they love Phil Collins. Mostly his solo work - many of them hum Sussidio as part of their mating rituals.

Aquatic badgers mating is possibly one of the most disturbing sights you can possibly imagine... picture two submerged black and white minivans rubbing against each other and emitting a whaleish rendition of the American Psycho soundtrack.

Put me right off my jam sandwich - which is lucky, turns out that those were my lab notes for the day.