Badgers On Public Transport

A lot has been made in recent days of serpents on airliners.

Naturally, badgers don't travel well - they're full of volatile gases that can ignite at altitude.

Much more for boats... and of course, boats are the last place you'd find time-traveling jam sandwiches. Poland, on the other hand will be full of them in a few years time and what with most of Poland being in Britain to plumb, it's rife for the taking.