Take Wings Badger... And FLY!
We're still working on the flying badgers. We thought that maybe we could model them after the flying monkies from the Wizard of Oz. Sadly, it turned out that those flying mammals happened to be subject to some particularly stringent copyright laws. Fortunately, BREASTS laugh in the face of copyright and intellectual property so we just plain up stole 'em.
It turned out that the flying monkies were just props though - so, not quite the massive breakthrough we were hoping to make. Which was annoying, we spent a whole day gluing little wings on them and making those red little waistcoats.
After that failed, we tried gluing a pigeon onto a badger. Well, let's just say it's as well there aren't any animal welfare people supervising our illegal experiments. Actually were - but we murdered them in cold blood, you wouldn't believe how annoying mullets can be and they distract badgers no end. Fortunately, the badgers scarfed down the corpses.
Anyway, after the pigeon debacle we found that badgers can be easily filled with hydrogen or helium. Kind of makes them look like balloons.
It turned out that the flying monkies were just props though - so, not quite the massive breakthrough we were hoping to make. Which was annoying, we spent a whole day gluing little wings on them and making those red little waistcoats.
After that failed, we tried gluing a pigeon onto a badger. Well, let's just say it's as well there aren't any animal welfare people supervising our illegal experiments. Actually were - but we murdered them in cold blood, you wouldn't believe how annoying mullets can be and they distract badgers no end. Fortunately, the badgers scarfed down the corpses.
Anyway, after the pigeon debacle we found that badgers can be easily filled with hydrogen or helium. Kind of makes them look like balloons.
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