The Great Badger Famine Of 1789

As we all know, Guinness is pretty much mud and alcohol - that's why badgers love it, it's a welcome break from their usual food stuffs of bacon, egg and chips (generally pilfered from Tesco or farms). Anyway, an inherent component of Guinness is potatoes - well, probably - and of course, periodically, badgers get very thirsty.

Go to Ireland, eating all the potatoes in the vain hope that they would ferment in their stomachs to form Guinness. Sad, really.