Upon The Badger And The Planetary Accretion Disk
Naturally, the world was some billions of years ago just a bunch of rocks in a ring surrounding the newly formed sun.
What most people don't know - and Creationists don't much care to acknowledge, thinking that some beardy guy did it all in 6 days a few thousand years ago - is that this planetary accretion disk was full of proto-badgers. Naturally, anyone that has ever been to space will know it's chillier than a witches teat.
As I've mentioned before - badgers need some warmth to become active. So it wasn't until the Earth was a molten mass that they could come alive. That's when they build Pangea, the Great Wall of China, the Pyramids of Giza and Milton Keynes.
What most people don't know - and Creationists don't much care to acknowledge, thinking that some beardy guy did it all in 6 days a few thousand years ago - is that this planetary accretion disk was full of proto-badgers. Naturally, anyone that has ever been to space will know it's chillier than a witches teat.
As I've mentioned before - badgers need some warmth to become active. So it wasn't until the Earth was a molten mass that they could come alive. That's when they build Pangea, the Great Wall of China, the Pyramids of Giza and Milton Keynes.
posted by Prophet Tenebrae at 10:33 pm
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