No Holds Badger Hold 'Em

Millions of years ago, when the world was a molten mass... actually, no it was last Tuesday.

Badgers like their poker. In fact, I think you'll find that the dark, smoky and cramped conditions are an exact replica of a badger's set. Badgers use poker to establish their social rankings. That and Guinness.

Badgers being the vicious and often passionate cardsharps that they are. Over a million badgers die in online poker tournaments every year. That's why the US Senate wants a ban on it. That and they've run up a massive tab at partypoker.com