Badgers vs. Space Hitler

Hitler came from space... well, I guess so did badgers and well, all of us. What with space being everywhere. A lot like Tesco and Walmart. You think they've only got stores on Earth? WRONGO. Yeah, you go visit Tau Ceti - guess what's there? Tesco Express. Almost as expensive as the one in St. Andrew.

Anyway... Badgers were part of the final push against Hitler - the Soviets shelled Berlin with live badgers. As Hitler ate about 8kg of jam a day, it was assumed they'd find him and destroy him. Unfortunately, they mostly hit decoy jam tankers the Nazis had put around the city.

Still, something for them to tell the kids, eh?