A long time ago, in a badger far far away

Lightsabres were invented by badgers in the Earth year 8.

This was before cans of Guinness had ringpulls and were actually spheres of titanium.

How did badgers, creatures with no opposable thumbs, use a lightsabre - you ask?

I'd have thought that was obvious, they'd used The MOTHER FUCKING Force... that's not to be confused with the regular The Force. Two totally different things.