Badgers - Supreme Deities Wrapping Of Choice

The term "favoured of God" isn't thrown around too much these days... check the history of the Jewish people for some clues as to why but I think today I have found what can only amount to absolutely ironclad proof that badgers are in fact, the most favoured of all God's creatures.

Here is the proof.

Yes indeed, one of the most sacred artefacts ever discovered by Indiana Jones - the Ark of the Covenant - was WRAPPED IN BADGER SKIN.

Presumably this is because only the most awesome skin could contain the evil Nazi killing rays that are contained within the Ark. Also, the fact they had a blue cloth around it too is obvious proof they didn't want to get that badger skin dirty or anything.

Badger vs. Super Crab vs. Shoebox

The greatest enemy of the Super Crab - in fact, you might call it an arch-nemesis - after the badger is THE DEADLY SHOEBOX.

Does it contain sandals? Sensible shoes? One of the millions of types of shoes that women secretly fantasise about during sex?

The Super Crab doesn't know and not knowing drives it INSANE. Not that genetically engineered crabs of super crustacean size and strength has led to the creation of a particularly stable breed of crabs.

They destroy shoes, shoeboxes, shoe shops - pretty much everything related to shoes. Except clogs, they like clogs and all other stereotypically Dutch paraphenalia but then who doesn't love massive cheeses?

Ironically - shoe boxes. Mainly due to the fact they're inanimate objects incapable of love or any other emotion.